1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:10,275 - "The Ms. Pat Show" was filmed 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,689 in front of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:13,206 - Listen, y'all, I've been a mom for a long time, 4 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:15,000 since elementary school. 5 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:16,896 And when you been a mom a long time, 6 00:00:16,965 --> 00:00:19,241 one of the things you learn is don't have kids 7 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,241 in elementary school. 8 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,413 Another thing I've learned, that there will be kids 9 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,413 that you want to thank God for, 10 00:00:26,482 --> 00:00:29,137 then there's kids that make you want to ask God 11 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:31,068 for a goddamn receipt. 12 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:34,068 But in reality, we all know, as parents, 13 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:37,310 we can't label these kids as good or bad, 14 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:40,206 'cause in the end, we all know, 15 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:43,689 all children is dumb-ass idiots. 16 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:47,034 - Let me guess, TreyQ'uan? 17 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:48,275 - Am I smiling that hard? 18 00:00:48,344 --> 00:00:50,517 - I could see all 32 teeth. 19 00:00:50,586 --> 00:00:53,068 Crazy, my mom forces me into one little conversion camp, 20 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,034 and by the time I get out, you're in love. 21 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:56,275 - I'm not in love. 22 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:58,310 It is a very strong like. 23 00:00:58,379 --> 00:01:00,379 And you never did tell me how that camp was. 24 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:02,206 - Delightfully traumatizing. 25 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:03,448 - [laughs] 26 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:05,000 - Don't I look like a refund? 27 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:07,689 [cell phone beeping] 28 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:09,758 What? 29 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:12,896 - He wants me to send him a picture. 30 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:14,068 Do you mind? 31 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:16,758 - I got you. - Cool. 32 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,724 All right. [clears throat] 33 00:01:19,793 --> 00:01:20,965 [camera clicks] 34 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:22,620 Thanks. 35 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:27,827 [cell phone beeping] 36 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:33,724 Oh, he's asking me to send a pic for his eyes only. 37 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,241 - A nude. 38 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,310 Unoriginal, but definitely fits his horny, 39 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:40,034 cis male vibe he's got going on. 40 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:42,137 Has he sent you a pic of his... 41 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,551 eggplant? 42 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,586 - Yeah, it was an eggplant, but, uh, 43 00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:47,896 I don't think it was from his garden. 44 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,379 - Interesting. How do you know? 45 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:53,206 - He forgot to cut out the Brazzers logo. 46 00:01:53,275 --> 00:01:55,482 Should I send one? - Up to you. 47 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:57,586 You're a feminist. You own your sexuality. 48 00:01:57,655 --> 00:01:58,931 - Yeah. 49 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,689 - It's not like it's the first one you've sent. 50 00:02:00,758 --> 00:02:03,379 Oh, my God, it's the first one you've ever sent. 51 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:05,517 [cell phone beeping] 52 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:07,344 Well, what's he saying now? 53 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:08,758 - You don't have to if you don't want to. 54 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:11,965 I just like having things that are only between us. 55 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:13,724 It makes me feel connected to you 56 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:15,172 on a whole 'nother level. 57 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:17,310 - Wow. does he really think that line is gonna work? 58 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:20,241 - Oh, my God. That is so sweet! 59 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:23,413 - Oh, God. It worked. 60 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:26,724 - How are you with, uh, nipple lighting? 61 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:28,724 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 62 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:31,413 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 63 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:32,827 - Oh, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, wait up, now. 64 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,172 Denise, all I'm asking is what's going on 65 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,379 between you and Max? 66 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:36,931 I need him happy now. 67 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,275 He's my boss, remember? 68 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:39,448 - OK, well, good luck with that, 69 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:40,689 because I'm done with his ass. 70 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:41,896 - You're what? 71 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:43,275 I thought you was having fun with him. 72 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:45,137 - I was. That's the problem. 73 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,758 The man is too much fun. 74 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:48,862 He drink like a fish. No, bump that. 75 00:02:48,931 --> 00:02:51,103 That nigga drinks like Shamu. 76 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,482 - Hey, look, sis, I ain't trying 77 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:54,034 to tell you what to do, but-- - Then don't. 78 00:02:54,103 --> 00:02:55,793 Problem solved. 79 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:58,034 - My promotion is on the line here. 80 00:02:58,103 --> 00:03:01,448 Right now, the only thing that I really look forward to 81 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,241 at work is pizza Fridays. 82 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,413 That's where we have pizza on Fridays. 83 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:06,896 - Oh, really? 'Cause I thought that's when 84 00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:08,655 y'all had bagels on Tuesdays. 85 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,241 - I need that promotion, Denise. 86 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:11,482 All right? 87 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:12,758 I got to get off that assembly floor 88 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:13,896 and do something that actually makes me feel 89 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:15,137 like I'm accomplished. 90 00:03:15,206 --> 00:03:16,172 - Well, what's that got to do with me? 91 00:03:16,241 --> 00:03:17,448 I don't work down there. 92 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,448 - You don't work anywhere, Denise. 93 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:20,103 That's the problem. 94 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:22,275 It's not like you're exactly chipping in around here. 95 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:23,965 - OK, I am not going to keep telling y'all 96 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:27,931 that I am an up-and-coming "entrepre-Negro." 97 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,551 Look, T, being around Max and all his boozing, 98 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,379 it just ain't good for me. 99 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:35,862 Hell, kissing that man counts as a relapse. 100 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:39,310 I can feel myself wanting to drink when I'm with him. 101 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:40,551 - All right, sis, that's different. 102 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,965 I hear you. - Yeah. 103 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:45,448 I need to date somebody safe, like Lee was, 104 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,068 not Lil' Boozy Vert. 105 00:03:48,137 --> 00:03:49,793 - Yeah, you gonna break up 106 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,655 with Max smoothly though, right? 107 00:03:51,724 --> 00:03:53,931 - As smooth as a whiskey shot. 108 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,310 Ha, ha. 109 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,000 We only went out a few times. 110 00:03:57,068 --> 00:03:58,137 I don't owe him no breakup. 111 00:03:58,206 --> 00:03:59,586 I'm just gonna text him. 112 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:01,689 - You cannot ghost my boss. 113 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,103 - OK, so what you want me to do? 114 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:04,551 See him again and relapse, T? 115 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,517 Huh? That's what you want? 116 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:08,448 I am ghosting him. 117 00:04:08,517 --> 00:04:09,827 And if you don't like it, 118 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:11,586 you can break up with him for me. 119 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,551 And I'll just be around here, 120 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:17,103 floating through walls and shit. 121 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:18,413 Boo, bitch. - Ahh! 122 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:21,931 - Guess what, y'all? 123 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,517 - OK, let me think. You finally got-- 124 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:25,275 - People are still going crazy for that video. 125 00:04:25,344 --> 00:04:27,620 And my agent called and said the phones are blowing up, 126 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:29,793 and that I can finally get in A-Rooms. 127 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:31,448 And guess what else? - OK. 128 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,793 - All the radio stations are calling, 129 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,344 and they want to book me for an interview. 130 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:35,620 And I ain't even gotta leave the damn house. 131 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:37,172 I could do it right here from my phone. 132 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:38,413 - You know, when you say "guess," 133 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:40,000 you're supposed to let people guess. 134 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:45,068 - Pat, can you help us out with something, please? 135 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:47,068 - Look, y'all need to work this shit out amongst yourself. 136 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:49,379 I don't have time to be dealing with poor-people shit. 137 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:51,586 I'm about to be famous. 138 00:04:51,655 --> 00:04:53,103 And I'm about to go upstairs and post this reel 139 00:04:53,172 --> 00:04:55,862 and steal all of Generation X, Y, Z money, baby. 140 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:57,551 Bye-bye. 141 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:01,413 - So you really gonna do Max like that? 142 00:05:01,482 --> 00:05:02,931 All right, fine. 143 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,206 I'll go in and to talk to him myself, OK? 144 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:06,482 One of us got to step up. 145 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:07,965 - Well, good. 146 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:10,448 You got some step kids, so you know about steps. 147 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,103 And you gonna need these. 148 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:16,241 Yeah, my sex is just that good. 149 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,379 - Yeah. 150 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:18,758 You just can't ghost him. 151 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:22,344 - I will do what the fuck I want, nigga. 152 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:28,896 - OK, I am a modern, independent woman 153 00:05:28,965 --> 00:05:31,275 who loves herself fiercely, and I'm sending 154 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:35,103 my first nude in five, four-- 155 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:36,655 BOTH: Three, two-- 156 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:38,000 [cell phone beeping] - Oh, wait. Hold on. 157 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:39,448 My mom's texting me. 158 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:40,551 - Hey, what you-- - Oh. Oh. Oh. 159 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,862 Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 160 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:46,241 - What are you guys doing in here? 161 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,413 I mean, not guys. 162 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,379 What are you two "they/themers" doing? 163 00:05:51,448 --> 00:05:52,931 Is that OK? 164 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,517 - I have some notes, but I appreciate the effort. 165 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:58,034 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 166 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:01,034 - OK, Destiny's Child, what's up with you? 167 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,586 - I was sending a picture to TreyQ'uan, 168 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:07,103 and no thanks to you, I sent it to Mom. 169 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:08,655 - Oh, my God. - Relax. 170 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:11,275 It's just a picture, my theys. 171 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:13,172 - It's not just a picture. 172 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:16,000 It's, uh, a picture, picture. 173 00:06:19,103 --> 00:06:22,000 - [laughing] 174 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,034 Oh, you're gonna--[laughing] 175 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:33,000 [exhales] 176 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,275 No wonder the door was closed. 177 00:06:37,344 --> 00:06:39,241 Y'all in here being nasty. 178 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:40,586 - Damn. - [laughs] 179 00:06:40,655 --> 00:06:42,482 - Mom's going to kill me. 180 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:44,034 - Yeah, she is. 181 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:47,793 - She might not. 182 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:49,482 She's got her text on read, right? 183 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:52,379 - Doesn't everyone over 40? 184 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:53,517 - It doesn't say read yet. 185 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,586 - Oh, thank God. 186 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:58,241 Look, Junebug, we have to get Mom's phone. 187 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:00,172 - We? Uh-uh. 188 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:01,620 My pronouns are "he." 189 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,000 This sounds like a you problem. 190 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:06,655 But I mean, for a small price, I could make it a "we" problem. 191 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:09,137 - Price? Are you serious? 192 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,758 How much? 193 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:12,482 - Yeah, I don't think I want to do homework 194 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,793 for the rest of the year. 195 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:17,000 - You shouldn't be charging your sister to help her. 196 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:18,793 - And she shouldn't be sending some random boy 197 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:20,931 her chesticles, yet here we are. 198 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,724 - I'm going to die. [muffled scream] 199 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:25,310 - Yeah, you're going to die. 200 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,482 [laughs] 201 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,034 [doorbell rings] 202 00:07:31,103 --> 00:07:32,379 - All right. 203 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:34,034 All right. 204 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:39,137 [clears throat] 205 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:41,068 - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. 206 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:43,413 I was expecting Denise. - Come on in, Max. 207 00:07:43,482 --> 00:07:45,000 [chuckling] 208 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:46,275 - What's up, T? 209 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,689 Where is she? 210 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,103 - Uh, she's not going to be coming down. 211 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:50,517 - Oh, why not? 212 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,068 She got the shits or something? 213 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,448 - No. Although, she can be shitty. 214 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,862 [chuckles] Um, look, Max. 215 00:07:57,931 --> 00:07:59,724 Before I tell you what I really want to tell you, brother, 216 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:01,862 I just want you to know that you are great, really. 217 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,551 Any girl would be lucky to have you. 218 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:04,793 - I know. 219 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:06,517 - And, uh, that being said, 220 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,689 I don't think she's the girl for you. 221 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:10,310 - No, she is. 222 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:12,034 You know, Denise is my person. 223 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:14,137 Yeah, no. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. 224 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,586 - Ooh, you're not going to make this easy, are you? 225 00:08:16,655 --> 00:08:18,413 - Wait, are you-- 226 00:08:18,482 --> 00:08:19,896 you're not saying-- 227 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:21,310 are you saying-- hold on, hold on. 228 00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:22,896 I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying. 229 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:24,172 - Well, look, look, look, brother. 230 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,000 You don't want Denise. She's a wild horse. 231 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,310 - [stammers] Has she been ridden a lot? 232 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:29,551 - Huh? 233 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,965 - I--do I need to hit the clinic? 234 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,689 - No. No, no, no. 235 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:34,241 Not at all. 236 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,275 Um--uh--uh, I mean that, uh--that-- 237 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:37,827 that she's difficult to tame. 238 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,379 - Oh, well, that's what I love about her. 239 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:41,620 [laughs] 240 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,275 - Guess I got to be blunt. 241 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:45,241 - Oh, you got a blunt? 242 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,931 - No. L-look, Max. 243 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,275 Uh, Denise isn't interested 244 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:49,758 because when y'all went out the other night, 245 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,896 she said you drank way too much. 246 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,137 - Mm. 247 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:54,551 Oh. 248 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,586 Did I do that? 249 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:06,655 - No, but the--the-- the normal amount. 250 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:07,689 You know, five, six drinks with dinner, 251 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,172 you're good, you know? 252 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:10,896 It's just that Denise has a lot of demons in her past. 253 00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:12,862 And, uh, I don't think that she needs 254 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,586 to be around all of that. 255 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,310 - Yeah, well, I understand. 256 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,310 You know what I'm saying? 257 00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:22,655 I guess I'll just have to, uh, quit drinking now, right? 258 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,206 You know? 259 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:25,620 Some people, they just like to put it in their ass. 260 00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:27,310 - Oh. 261 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:30,206 Uh, I don't know if you have to do all of that, brother. 262 00:09:30,275 --> 00:09:31,517 [chuckles] - Terry. 263 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,655 - Huh? - I'm fucking with you. 264 00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:35,344 - [laughs] See? 265 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,172 - You think I'd quit drinking for a woman? 266 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,862 [laughs] Shit. 267 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,241 In fact, I'll take a drink right now if you've got one. 268 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,655 - Well, I think I got a little something. 269 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:44,896 - There you go. All right. - Yeah. 270 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:46,275 - And a good chaser. - OK. Yes, sir. 271 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,620 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. [clears throat] 272 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:49,517 Look, Max. I am, uh, 273 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:53,689 really sorry that things didn't 274 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,931 work out with Denise, you know? 275 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,586 If there's anything that I can do, brother, I can-- 276 00:09:57,655 --> 00:09:58,965 - Eh, stop stressing, Terry. 277 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:00,724 That promotion has been yours from the jump. 278 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:01,758 You'll get your offer this week. 279 00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:03,827 - What? Are you serious? 280 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,068 God is good. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,620 Is he not? - Yes, he is. 282 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,034 Amen. 283 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:11,724 And all that, and then tomorrow is pizza Friday. 284 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,275 - You're upper management now, 285 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,206 so you can't participate in pizza Fridays. 286 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:17,172 Yeah, that's for the lower-level employees 287 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,034 I don't feel like paying what they deserve. 288 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,586 - God giveth. Then he taketh away. 289 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,172 - Mm. 290 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,896 Just like Denise. 291 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:28,620 Oh, she gave it all. 292 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:31,517 Ooh, I miss that little double-spin thing 293 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,137 she would do. 294 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,172 You got-- you got a tissue, man? 295 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,655 - Yeah, man. 296 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:41,000 - Mm. Thank you. 297 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,000 I can't just go upstairs for a little bit, man? 298 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,551 - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Go see if she [inaudible]? 299 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,827 - Stay right here. 300 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:52,896 - I can't go upstairs? - No, no, no. 301 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,137 You don't want to go up there. 302 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,758 You ain't ready for all that up there. 303 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,137 There's a lot going on up there, brother. 304 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:58,448 You just want to stay-- - Give me 10 minutes. 305 00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:01,000 - No, no. 306 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:02,344 - Think, think, think. 307 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,482 Oh! I got it. 308 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,241 Just keep him distracted. 309 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:08,034 Ask him something that really throws him off guard. 310 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:09,758 - Got it. 311 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,034 - Are y'all just going to stand there looking 312 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,965 like "Children of the Corn"? 313 00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,344 - Junebug has something he wants to ask you. 314 00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:25,482 - Yeah, so what does it mean when you wake up all wet, 315 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,758 but you didn't pee yourself? 316 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,896 - Well, I guess, I mean, uh-- ha! 317 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,517 How do I say this? Uh... 318 00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:34,827 [chuckles] 319 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,689 [shower running] 320 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:38,931 - Terry, that's you? 321 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,931 - Uh, yeah, it's me, baby. 322 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,620 - Help me use the light on my phone to look 323 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:45,413 at this bump on my ass. 324 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,241 - [clears throat] 325 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,413 - Yeah, I got to go. - Oh, thank God. 326 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,758 Wait! 327 00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,827 It's sticky sweat, son. 328 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:59,068 - You got it? Perfect. 329 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,724 All you have to do now is delete the photo, 330 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,413 and you're good, right? - Yep. 331 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,103 Oh, I don't know the code. 332 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,827 - Try my birthday. - Please. 333 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,310 Don't flatter yourself. 334 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,655 - Just try it. 335 00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,827 - All right. 336 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,862 [laughs] Nope. 337 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,827 OK. It's not my birthday, either. 338 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,793 I had that coming. 339 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,379 - Ooh, try the hood siblings' birthdays. 340 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,482 - Yeah. - Hm. 341 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:23,827 - OK. 342 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:26,620 It's not Ashley's. 343 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,310 It's not Brandon's, either. 344 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,689 - Hm. OK. 345 00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:36,275 Uh, try 06-14-93. 346 00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,586 - What's that? 347 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:38,965 - That's the day she got out of jail for fraud. 348 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,241 - How could I forget? 349 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:43,206 That's a big day for any mother. 350 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:44,586 No. Dang it. 351 00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:46,827 Now I'm locked out! Shoot. 352 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,068 Now I'm going to have to pay some freak 353 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,827 living in his mama's basement. 354 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,689 - Or, I mean, you could pay our freak 355 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,379 living in his mama's basement. 356 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,724 - You're right. 357 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,482 And I always do support local. 358 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,965 - Hey, Ms. Pat. 359 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,241 - Hey, Jesse. 360 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,965 Damn, you're rocking that blonde hair. 361 00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,551 Your mama still being a huge bitch? 362 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,862 - Yeah, yeah. 363 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,931 A lot less lately. 364 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,448 - Good. Every little bit helps, 365 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,413 especially when you're being a huge bitch. 366 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,137 Losing my cell phone is more stressful 367 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:21,034 than losing a damn kid. 368 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,517 - I--I can help you find it. 369 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:26,000 Uh, did you check your bra? 370 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:30,448 - Oh, I got some gum from the shower. 371 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,241 Want a piece? 372 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,896 It ain't wet. 373 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,000 Black titties in your mouth. 374 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,000 - So let me get this straight. 375 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,793 You sent your little teenyboppers 376 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,517 to Mom's phone by accident. 377 00:13:50,586 --> 00:13:51,965 First of all, don't you ever do that again. 378 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,103 You know you're better than that. 379 00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:55,551 - Says a stripper with an OnlyFans. 380 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,793 - I get paid for what I do. 381 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,827 You embarrassed yourself for free. 382 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:02,310 Second, you want me to help you delete it from Mom's phone 383 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,896 without her knowing before she tries to kill you? 384 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,034 - You got it. 385 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,241 - Yeah, pretty much. 386 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,655 - Well, this is an easy fix, guys. 387 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,517 Mom has facial recognition on her phone, right? 388 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,689 Janelle, have you tried to unlock Mom's phone 389 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,310 with her face? 390 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,206 Oh, I forgot the without-her-knowing part. 391 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,137 - You literally just went over this with us. 392 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,068 - OK. Did you guys try any passcodes? 393 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,689 - Yeah, we even tried the day she got out of jail. 394 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,034 - OK. What about for fraud? 395 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,482 - Mm-hmm. - Drug dealing? 396 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,862 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 397 00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:31,034 - The time she beat up my Little League coach? 398 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,517 - All of them. - Dang. 399 00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,344 Wait, do you guys have photos of Mom on your phone? 400 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:37,000 - Oh, you're going to try to unlock Mom's phone 401 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,206 with a picture of her face. 402 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,206 - No, that'd be ridiculous. 403 00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:42,551 I'm going to make a 3D printout of Mom's head 404 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,517 with her face on it, and that should unlock Mom's phone. 405 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,034 - OK, Brandon. 406 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,793 What else do you do down here? 407 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,379 - What don't I do is the question. 408 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:51,689 [chuckles] 409 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,655 - That's a weird thing to say. 410 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,137 - Yeah. 411 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,965 I can for sure see myself talking about this incident 412 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,793 with a doctor later in life. 413 00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,379 - Oh, and I can do the voice, too. 414 00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:02,655 [Pat voice] Y'all sit your ass down somewhere, little nigga. 415 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,137 - What? It sounds just like her. 416 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,000 - All right. It's free. 417 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,000 But it's going to take about two weeks. 418 00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:12,310 - What? 419 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,103 I'll be grounded till I'm grown. 420 00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,275 - Wait, there's something else I could try. 421 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,655 Let me see the phone. 422 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:18,620 Yeah, so I'll just [mumbling]. 423 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:21,379 Mm-hmm. All right. 424 00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:22,620 - [shouts] 425 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,413 - There. Deleted. 426 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,827 - Damn. 427 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,655 Now we're all going to be in trouble, Brandon. 428 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:34,068 - Ladies, I've got some good news and some better news. 429 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,310 Denise, I broke up with Max for you. 430 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:38,482 - Oh, thank God. - Mm-hmm. 431 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:41,068 And I got the promotion! 432 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,965 [laughs] - We're rich, bitch. 433 00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,758 Ahh! How much was the raise? 434 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,620 - 6%. Ey, ey. 435 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:49,724 - Get your broke ass away from me. 436 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:52,758 I can't be dancing with nobody for less than 15%. 437 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,068 - [laughs] 438 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,275 - I'm just kidding. 439 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,896 I'm proud of you, baby. 440 00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:59,517 - Yeah, me, too, T. You deserve it. 441 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:00,827 - Hey, you know what? 442 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,448 You deserve to have some love, too, Denise, 443 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,034 which is why I got a little surprise for you. 444 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:07,137 Now, I heard what you said the other day, 445 00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:09,034 so I went on ahead and did you a solid. 446 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,620 - Oh, my God. 447 00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:13,206 You got me the gold hoop earrings I've been wanting. 448 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:14,551 - Uh-uh. Nah, nah, nah. 449 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,068 - No? The Manolos. 450 00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,482 [gasps] You did not get the Manolos! 451 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:18,862 - No, no, I didn't. - You didn't? 452 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,172 OK. Well, which one is it? 453 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:21,310 - [laughs] - What did you get? 454 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,275 What the fuck is Lee doing here? 455 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,931 [whimpers] - Denise. 456 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,551 God, it's so good to see you. 457 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,931 Better than good. You look fantastic. 458 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,241 - Yeah, you, too. 459 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,758 Do you mind if I take a minute 460 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,655 to talk to my brother-in-law real quick? 461 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,137 - Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 462 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,103 No, I'll just wait here by myself 463 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,034 with these beautiful flowers. 464 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,137 Whole Foods. 465 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,413 - Pat, get control of your man, 466 00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:51,206 'cause he out here trying to jam up my life. 467 00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:52,965 - What you done did now, Terry? 468 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,551 - Nothing, baby. I did what she wanted. 469 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,931 I ran into Lee at Janelle's debate practice, 470 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,896 told him Denise wanted him back, and invited him over. 471 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,034 - Lee? 472 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,448 She dumped him three months ago. 473 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,758 Why would you bring him back in this house? 474 00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,862 - Thank you, Pat. - Denise, you literally said 475 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,620 you can't date Max, 'cause you want somebody safe like Lee. 476 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:08,896 So I got you Lee. 477 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,172 - I didn't say I wanted Lee. 478 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:11,517 I said I want somebody like Lee. 479 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,586 - Well, who the hell more like Lee than Lee? 480 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,172 - Just because she wants somebody safe like Lee 481 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,620 don't mean she want Lee. 482 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,000 The last person she want is Lee! 483 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,517 - What? 484 00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:21,206 - She meant she wanted someone safe like the man. 485 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,137 She didn't literally want the damn man. 486 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:24,586 - She don't? BOTH: No! 487 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,931 - Oh. 488 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,827 Now what are we going to do? 489 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:30,206 - Look like you going to have to fuck Lee. 490 00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:34,310 - Terry? 491 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,586 - You going to break the news to him for me. 492 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,310 - I ain't breaking up with two men for you in a week. 493 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,000 - Well, you know what? Just bring him here. 494 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,310 I'll do it myself. 495 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,586 - Hello? Denise? Is everything OK? 496 00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:45,827 - Yeah, we're fine. 497 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,379 I'm just doing my taxes real quick. 498 00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,275 - Denise, it's November. 499 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,620 - Yeah, that's why I'm doing them quick. 500 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:52,172 The shits is late. 501 00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:53,793 - We've been through a lot, you know. 502 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,620 I mean, I took you in when your sister threw you out. 503 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,241 - The nerve of that motherfucker 504 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,931 to bring up old shit. 505 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,758 - All I'm asking for is one dinner. 506 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:03,413 - OK. Well, now, a bitch is hungry. 507 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,344 - Make sure he pick a nice location before you commit. 508 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:08,758 - Where are we going? 509 00:18:08,827 --> 00:18:11,586 - I made reservations at Pierre Monique's. 510 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,137 - Please. 511 00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:19,931 Oh, Mom. 512 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,551 You found your phone? - Hell, no. 513 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,344 I had to go buy another one. - Oh. 514 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:25,034 [chuckles] Thank God. 515 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,793 - I'll be damned if I was going to miss my interview. 516 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,103 Now, one of you indoor kids set this phone up for me. 517 00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:30,586 - All right. 518 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,000 Oh, it's saying you got to choose a passcode. 519 00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:35,172 - Just use 0, 0, 0, 0, like you did last time 520 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,241 when you set my phone up. 521 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,965 - Oh, [chuckles] right. 522 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:43,724 I sure did, didn't I? 523 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,620 I don't know how I forgot that part. 524 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,413 - It seemed like it would have been so easy to remember that. 525 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:51,344 - Yeah, so easy to remember. 526 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,413 [phone chimes] 527 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,482 - Dang. Janelle, you texted me already? 528 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,655 - Uh, Ma, you got something on your face, Ma. 529 00:18:57,724 --> 00:19:00,413 - Boy, get your goddamn dick beaters out of my face. 530 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,931 Janelle. 531 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,068 Is this you? 532 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,034 [both groan] 533 00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:11,689 What the hell? 534 00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:13,241 - I'm invisible. 535 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,103 - Dang! The cloud. 536 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:18,758 We always forget about the cloud. 537 00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,206 - Oh, that's true. 538 00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,482 Our things all just be floating around everywhere, 539 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,862 and we just be clueless. 540 00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,793 ALL: Dang! 541 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,862 - What's going on with this picture, Janelle? 542 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,896 - Oh, that picture. 543 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:31,379 [chuckles] I was just trying to show you a mole I found. 544 00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:32,689 - Oh, really? It looked like you were 545 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,620 trying to show me a good time. 546 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,275 And when did you start biting your lips 547 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,068 when you take pictures of moles? 548 00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:39,482 Oh, moles are sexy now? 549 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:42,310 Dumb and Dumber, leave. 550 00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,482 Girl, what's going on with you? 551 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,827 - Nothing's going on. 552 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,931 Look, it's not like I'm having sex. 553 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,241 It's just a picture. 554 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,620 - [chuckles] And what do you think 555 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,586 pictures lead to, Bible study? 556 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,482 - Well, it depends on the church. 557 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,034 - Let me ask you something. 558 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,965 Do you remember that book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?" 559 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,862 It's the same if you send a horny nigga some titties. 560 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,620 He going to come lick them. 561 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,482 - He just kept asking me to send it. 562 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,103 And I didn't want to lose him. 563 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,206 I mean, he's--he's the first guy I really like. 564 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,758 - So you're going to let somebody guilt you 565 00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:20,344 into doing something you don't want to do? 566 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:22,586 That's not love. 567 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,275 - You guilt me into taking your side 568 00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,344 against Daddy all the time. 569 00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:27,689 - Oh, that's just to prove his ass wrong 570 00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,965 'cause you're my smart child. 571 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:33,482 - But now your smart child is out here being dumb. 572 00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:37,275 - Look, you're not dumb. 573 00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:41,448 You're young, but dumb. 574 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,103 Now what are you going to do when that boy put them 575 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,586 little moles on the internet? 576 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,827 - Sue him for distributing child porn. 577 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,793 - Well, damn. I did raise you right. 578 00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,448 - Mom, when are you going to remember? 579 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,448 I'm not a baby anymore. 580 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,034 - [exhales] Well, when are you going 581 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:59,103 to remember relationships end, but pictures lasts forever? 582 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:01,689 Do you know how many niggas got me out there butt naked 583 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,724 right now on a floppy disk? 584 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,689 Tooted up with shit running down my leg. 585 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:11,000 [elegant music] 586 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,482 - You know the bread's free, 587 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:13,862 and they refill it all night, right? 588 00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:15,620 - Oh, yeah. 589 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:18,896 Where I'm from, if you didn't eat first, you didn't eat. 590 00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:20,206 Oh, shit. 591 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:21,758 I'm sorry, Lee. 592 00:21:21,827 --> 00:21:24,448 It's just, I wasn't expecting to see you today. 593 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,965 - No, no, no. It's--it's OK. 594 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,344 Um, listen. 595 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,068 I feel like we left things in a bad place. 596 00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:31,793 And I'm so glad that you wanted to see me, because-- 597 00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:33,896 - Well, before you say anything, 598 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:35,448 I have to be honest. 599 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,000 I didn't ask to see you again. 600 00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:38,793 Terry misunderstood me. 601 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,620 I was dating a guy that wasn't good for me. 602 00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,068 And I said I wish I had a guy like you instead. 603 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,241 - Oh, I-- yeah. 604 00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:50,000 Someone like me, but not me. 605 00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:55,620 - I knew you'd understand, because you always do. 606 00:21:57,034 --> 00:21:58,896 - Can I ask why you won't consider giving it 607 00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:00,448 another shot with me? 608 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:03,379 - Lee, you're a great guy, but I need to focus 609 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,965 on myself for a while. 610 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:06,931 I mean, hell, I just went through a situation 611 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,482 where my well-being was in jeopardy. 612 00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:11,172 I can't be straight for a relationship 613 00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:14,724 if I'm not straight for myself first, you know what I mean? 614 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,068 - I do. 615 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,241 Wait, are you coming out to me? 616 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,862 - No, baby. 617 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,517 [laughs] No. 618 00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,206 - OK, just-- - Yeah, no. 619 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,689 - OK. - No men, no women. 620 00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:30,965 Just doing me for a while. 621 00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,724 - Understood. 622 00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,758 - But you've been good to me, 623 00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,724 and we've been through so much. 624 00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,896 It would kind of suck if we can't be friends. 625 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,103 - I'd love that. 626 00:22:42,172 --> 00:22:43,517 - Well, good. 627 00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:44,724 So you don't hate me for putting 628 00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:46,103 your ass in the friend zone? 629 00:22:46,172 --> 00:22:47,931 - You forget that I am a good guy. 630 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,413 - [chuckles] 631 00:22:49,482 --> 00:22:51,000 - I have spent decades in the friend zone. 632 00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:53,793 I'll be OK. 633 00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:55,655 - Well, you know, your mama and daddy probably 634 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:57,586 couldn't have handled having all this 635 00:22:57,655 --> 00:22:59,482 as a daughter-in-law anyhow. 636 00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:01,379 - You're probably right about that. 637 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,586 My mom found one of-- 638 00:23:03,655 --> 00:23:05,482 uh, one of your thongs in my apartment 639 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,275 and went straight to church to pray for you. 640 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:10,310 - Was it the ones that said "eating ain't cheating" 641 00:23:10,379 --> 00:23:12,172 on the front? 642 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:13,344 - Yeah, it was. 643 00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:14,862 - I'm going to need those back. 644 00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,448 Thank you for understanding. 645 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:24,620 [doorbell rings] 646 00:23:26,137 --> 00:23:27,517 - Hello, Miss Carson. 647 00:23:27,586 --> 00:23:31,517 - Oh, you can drop the nice-guy act, Trey-Quavo. 648 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,000 - Ma'am? - No, don't ma'am me. 649 00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:34,413 You think I don't know you asked my daughter 650 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:36,241 to send you a naked picture? 651 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:39,896 Oh, do you think this the house of the hoes? 652 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,068 - No, ma'am-- 653 00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:43,310 - Ma, I got this. 654 00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:44,862 - You better. 655 00:23:46,103 --> 00:23:47,379 - [exhales] 656 00:23:47,448 --> 00:23:48,931 - Mm. 657 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:52,758 - You told your mom on me? 658 00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:55,310 - [chuckles] No, but I'm glad she found out. 659 00:23:55,379 --> 00:23:58,310 She made me realize I shouldn't be dealing with someone 660 00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:00,275 who doesn't value or respect me. 661 00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:02,965 - I do value and respect you. 662 00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,482 - No, you value the adult content 663 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:07,344 you keep asking me to send you. 664 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:08,724 How many times do I have to tell you 665 00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:10,551 no until you get the picture? 666 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,344 - [chuckles] You see, there's the problem. 667 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,862 I-- I never got the picture. 668 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:17,655 [laughs] 669 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,344 - Fuck you laughing at? 670 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,896 - Ma! 671 00:24:23,241 --> 00:24:24,965 And another thing. 672 00:24:25,034 --> 00:24:29,482 I don't appreciate being sent unsolicited erect baby arms. 673 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,551 - Hey, if it help, the dick in that photo wasn't mine. 674 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:35,068 - [chuckles] Yeah, I figured, when it wasn't 675 00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:37,000 the same color as the rest of you. 676 00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:43,000 - Look, I'm sorry. 677 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,965 - Yeah, you are sorry. 678 00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,724 - Janelle, baby-- 679 00:24:54,896 --> 00:24:56,137 - Hey, nigga, where you going? 680 00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:58,448 Didn't you want to see some titty? 681 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,172 [door closes] 682 00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:10,620 I'm so proud of you. 683 00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:12,034 Now, I know it's hurt, but don't worry. 684 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:13,965 You're going to find your Prince Charming, OK? 685 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,862 It took me two kids, three STDs, 686 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,068 and four felons before I found mine. 687 00:25:20,137 --> 00:25:21,793 - That's gross, Mama. - Mm. 688 00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:23,068 - But thanks. - OK. 689 00:25:23,137 --> 00:25:25,517 I'm going to go upstairs and wash my ass. 690 00:25:25,586 --> 00:25:27,206 - Goodnight. 691 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,793 - And if you ever show somebody else your titties, 692 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,862 I'll cut them little bitches off. 693 00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:36,379 Terry. 694 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,379 - I don't want to fuck Lee. 695 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,758 - What? 696 00:25:38,827 --> 00:25:40,310 What the fuck are you talking about? 697 00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:41,689 - [moans] 698 00:25:41,758 --> 00:25:42,724 - I just wanted you to take a picture 699 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:44,034 of this bump on my booty. 700 00:25:44,103 --> 00:25:45,862 - Not at all. 701 00:25:45,931 --> 00:25:47,896 - What if I got booty hole cancer? 702 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:52,551 Can't get shit done around here if I don't do it myself. 703 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,034 - Yup. 704 00:25:54,103 --> 00:25:57,206 And then I slammed the door in his face. 705 00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:58,689 [laughs] 706 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,620 Yeah, I'd call it a slam, yeah. 707 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:04,379 It definitely was stronger than your traditional shut. 708 00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:05,517 [phone chiming] 709 00:26:05,586 --> 00:26:06,689 Uh, hold on. 710 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:08,586 I think my mom's texting me. 711 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:09,689 - Don't open it! 712 00:26:09,758 --> 00:26:11,896 - [shouts] 713 00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:14,103 - What did you see? 714 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:16,034 - Everything. 715 00:26:16,103 --> 00:26:19,068 - Consider it as your birth museum. 716 00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,241 [funky music] 717 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,103 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 718 00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:28,344 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 719 00:26:28,413 --> 00:26:32,655 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough ♪ 720 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:36,793 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman with family and kids ♪ 721 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:40,068 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 722 00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:45,275 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪